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Site Made By Alex Galante
-name by jake philbin. Jake philbin got this name by watcing some fat bitch get beat up on a Bus during a discovery channel special.
Logo thanks to Brett A
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Updated whenever i feel like it
(8-18-3)
Fore warning: I'm speaking out of my ass on this one.
Ahhh! Fuck you Windows! The most horrible piece of shit ever invented on this planet! Because of this, my computer is a large heap of metal shit sitting under my desk. It keeps fucking wasting my memory, and deleting my shit. And now they're coming out with another load of shit, Windows 2005. Much worse than ME or XP, it now looks like a hobo threw up on your desktop. The futuristic look Microsoft was going for failed, and probably gave half their design team seizures due to the bright and tacky colors. I hate you microsoft. Along with AOL, and all the other programs that were supposed to "make my life easier", and they just cause me to be in one frustrated mood everytime I sit near this garbage machine. I hate all this useless technology. Cell phones with cameras, endless crap for computers, and whole stores filled with shit we don't need. I can understand why someone would need a cell phone, but why the camera. Pointless. DVD's were a good idea, but why make a DVD burner to copy your DVD's? It only leads to piracy. Why would anyone want to burn 20 copies of "Shrek" unless you were going to sell them, thus breaking all of the copyright laws. By buying a DVD burner, it automatically states, I'm a loser with no job, who makes my money by selling pirated DVD's to children. Fuck you Phillips. Some stuff I can see the use in, like MP3 players and Digital cameras, but other stuff just makes people lazy. With all this technology around, people don't want to go outside and experience the real world, when they can sit inside playing their "Gamebox4000XL2" and chop peoples head off with a VR chainsaw. They should start giving away excercise machines to these people who buy worthless crap, or at least pay for their future liposuction. Ahh, can't think of anything else right now, give me some ideas. Leave some comments, or something.
I hate Microsoft.
(8-12-3)
Wow! A week has passed so I am back to criticize all of you from the depths of my disillusioned mind. As you have probably noticed, I have been doing more and more of these longs post that go on about how stupid and pathetic most of you are. Since I have nothing new to add to the band site, I contribute my own thoughts into a couple of papagraphs to make some of the dumbasses out there seem just a little more dumb. So first off, like i always do... hatemail.
In the past week, one week from when i wrote my last letter, I haven't recieved one hate letter/comment! Thats very good except for the fact that I haven't recieved any letters/comments. So that could mean a few things... 1) People have stopped hating us. HA! Yeah Right. 2) People don't feel like another humiliating letter with me ripping apart their thoughts by word. 3) People just don't feel like writing letters or comments anymore. And I'm not really caring, it's less work for me to keep coming into this and adding more stuff to the site. Wow! That was a very boring paragraph! I'll try to make the next one interesting. After all, i just woke up 5 minutes ago.
Next thing I wanted to mention was that we have a singer, we're going to practice with us sometime this week, and maybe I'll add a section for him sometime in the near future if he decides to stay. Okay. There I'm done with that.
Okay, I am onto the 4th paragraph, and this still sucks. I lied, I said last paragraph would be really good and interesting. Well it wasn't. This site is run by me, so i can make whatever i want interesting. So onto Headcase, this should be an easy subject to poke fun at. Well Randy's party is coming up, woo hoo, and neither I nor any of my friends were invited. I don't really care, in fact I'm kinda glad. But the thing i wanted to see at this party was not free food, or other people, it was the fact the randy's band is playing there, and i wanted to hear and critize them, along with do some shit along with some people who's names i won't mention. So I came along their address, time of party and date for those of you who feel like ruining an already shitty party,
Click here
. It's a .*txt file because I didn't feel like retyping it, so you can just download it from me.
OKAY!! I made this post not in one way interesting. I would just delete it but i spent all that time writing it to kill time. Hey YOU don't HAVE TO read it. See without people to make fun of, there's nothing good to write about. Why couldn't you just write me some hate mail. I enjoy it.
This was not a good post
(8-5-3)
Alright... it's august and a rainy day, and i can't go out. So what better to do than update the site and bitch about all your problems. First off, about the merchandise to clear this up, because some people just don't get it still, we don't make any money what-so-ever off anything. If you buy a shirt or some other worthless piece of garbage that i probably wouldn't be caught dead wearing, the profit goes twords the company that makes it (thank you cafe press). The whole merchandise thing was kinda a joke at first, and i found a place that makes them for free, so i decided to have some fun and fuck around making worthless shit on a rainy night. Thats the end of that. I don't want anymore bitching. No more or you'll prove your own stupidity and incompetance.
Onto all these letters that read something like "your a bunch o faggots that r flamming from the ass" If you're going to try to make fun of us at least try to make sense of your writing, it should read "You're a bunch of faggots that are flaming from the ass". Or you could have come up with a more original sentence than faggots flaming from the ass. You could have been like " You're the dumbest contribution of laughable garbage ever put on the face of the planet. Your music makes my ears bleed and your faces give me a headache." Come on here, I'm practically making fun of ourselves for you. I'm the one doing all the work here. And all you could come up with is faggots flaming from the ass. You should be ashamed because my 7 year old mountain cousin could put together a better insult. He told my grandmom to "fuck a goat". Thats better than you could do. And another thing, Is the average teenager too lazy to type that small words like YOU, ARE, BECAUSE, OF, PEOPLE, WHY ect. to hard to spell that they somehow get transformed into U, R, CUZ, O, PPL, Y. C'mon people, on the first two, you're only missing out on 2 letters, maybe if your fat fingers are too heavy to reach across onto those other letters, maybe you need some real help... and learn to use the words "your" and "you're" right. They mean two different things.
The thing that really set me off today was this little comment..." fuck you your band blows so much ass it''s rediculous. i hope you fucks never get a show" The obvious thing is that this kid for some reason hates us. But the thing that brought question to my mind was the "blows so much ass" statement. I was not aware that asses could be blown, is it like a blowjob on your ass? Or do you just get behind it and breath on it. I don't know, I demand an answer. And I was certainly not aware that "rediculous" was a word, maybe he meant, ridiculous, or it was some word that means "you guys are so much cooler than me because I still sleep in my parents bed at night at age 15." Wow, I am so sorry to hear that, and I give you sympathy. Oh yeah nice quotation in between it and s. I just noticed that may i add. Damn I'm good. Onto the acual letter though... because of your stupidty and utter disrespect, you have created a new sterotype. "the angry teen" You curse too much, and have poor grammar skills. Your sentence sucks along with your crappy insult which sounds like something my own mother would use against me. What is it with you kids and the word "fuck". Are you like bound to it by some means of trying to me cool? i mean seriously, you'll make a lot more sense and sound a lot more smarter if you can make a decent sentence without the word "fuck". I would love to hear the way you talk. "I was walking down this fucking street, and this fucking dipshit came up to me and told me to get into his shitty car, then i told him to fuck off, and he hit me with a hammer, and i woke up with herpes" So far I have completly ignored the fact that you wished us never to get a show, and I'm not even gonna get started on how if you don't like us you can go shove a cow utter up your ass, or even about how you have no taste in music and that you have probably never even heard us or downloaded any of our songs. But oops, I just mentioned it, so go back to trying to photocopy your ass.
I've probably got more to say, i don't know, I'll get into it another day. I enjoy doing this, This is fun for me, and it gets you dumbasses mad, so, have a nice day 
If you don't like this, feel free to jump out of a moving train.
note: i hate people
Im looking for some good pictures to put on, if anybody has some, send them.
Also send me some fan pictures to show us your support! send to ALG387@yahoo.com
-the guest book will be delayed because every comment is sent to me first before it is published
what a great pic - i made it
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